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Elton to Miss a Month

Sixers forward Elton Brand will be sidelined for a month because of a dislocated shoulder.

The 76ers leading scorer has a fracture and tear in his right shoulder but will not need surgery.  Brand was hurt Wednesday night in a 93-88 win against the Milwaukee Bucks.  Brand is averaging 15.9 points and 9.8 rebounds per game [...]

Some Thursday Links To Enjoy!

A slow sports day means internet humor for everyone, without further ado, the links:

The Best Big Penis Book in the world, according to a 70 year old woman’s review
Mike Tyson is Fat, check this picture
A Deutsche (pronounced DOOSH) trys to judo chop 100 coconuts
A Satellite view of what Air Traffic looks like over 24 hours
A [...]

NFC East Sunday Night Game was Biggest Ever

The NFC East divisional matchup between the Dallas Cowboys and the New York Giants this past Sunday drew the most viewers ever for a Sunday Night Football game.
The Cowboys’ 20-8 win Sunday on NBC attracted 23.1 million viewers, the network said Tuesday.
The game earned a 13.7 rating and 21 share to make it the 3rd [...]

Iverson Fined for 2nd Time as a Piston

Detroit Pistons guard Allen Iverson was fined $25,000 by the league on Tuesday for making inappropriate comments toward a fan in a win at Charlotte.
Iverson made some obscene comments to a fan with 6.2 seconds remaining in the third quarter during the Pistons’ 90-86 victory over the Bobcats on Saturday.  It is still unclear as [...]

Joe Pa gets 3 Year Extension

Penn State head coach Joe Paterno has a new three-year extension to go along with his new hip.  JoePa also will celebrate his 82nd birthday on Sunday.
The Hall of Famer and winningest coach in major college football history has agreed to a new deal with the university, the athletic department said Tuesday in a statement.
The [...]

Mo Cheeks Takes Blame

Three days after the team gave him the axe, Mo Cheeks met with reporters on Tuesday to thank the fans and take responsibility for the poor start of a team which was thought to be a contender this year.
Sitting in front of a 76ers banner and behind a Sixers mic, fired head coach Maurice Cheeks [...]

Phillies re-sign Moyer, add RHP Park

The Phils re-signed left-hander Jamie Moyer to a two-year deal Monday.
The Phillies have also added right-hander Chan Ho Park, who signed a one-year, $2.5 million contract.
Moyer allowed three runs or fewer in 14 straight starts, from June 6-August 21, becoming the first Phillies pitcher to accomplish the feat since 1967. Leading the team in wins, [...]

Cheeks Fired as Sixers Coach

Stephen A. Smith is reporting that the Philadelphia 76ers fired coach Maurice Cheeks on Saturday.
Assistant GM Tony DiLeo will be the interim head coach for the remainder of the season, the sources said.  Cheeks’ deal with the 76ers, who started the season 9-14, was guaranteed through next season.
After signing Elton Brand to a five-year deal [...]