You Know What REALLY Grinds My Gears: Women Driving While on their Cell Phones and Britney

So I’m driving home from work and this lady is all worked up in her car hooting and hollering on her cell phone while attempting to drive. Let me tell you, most women can’t drive first of all, let alone do two things at once, like chew gum and breathe. I was ready to get out of my car and slap this lady across the face by the third stop sign we came to. A ridiculous 10 mph slower then the speed limit, wondering why I am up her ass, and she has the AUDACITY to flip me the bird. Who the F do you think you are lady?

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Now I use my cell phone in the car when necessary but this does not hinder my driving in any way, shape, or form.

 

You want to know what else REALLY Grinds My Gears: All this Britney Spears Pub. What the christ is going on with that girl? As I was flipping through my radio dial, I happened to land on Wired 96.5 only to hear “MORE SHOCKING BRITNEY NEWS, stay tuned for breaking details”.

Cant we just toss her in a loony bin already and throw away the key? Its getting to be a bit absurd. I’m sick and tired of hearing her name via the media every single day, literally every day and seeing her disgusting and vile face. Hey Britney, do us AND your poor kids a favor. KILL YOURSELF ALREADY.

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Sorry for the non sports related rant, but I felt the need to vent

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