William J Doyle
Not a lot is known about William, some say he’s more myth than man. His name is used as an alias for criminals, degenerates, and people signing up for free karate lessons. He sometimes goes by Billy, Bill, or the Doy.
We’re not really sure where he posts from or how, because he is a known illiterate. Some say he is the real life inspiration for Keyser Soze from The Usual Suspects. Others say he is the real life inspiration for Charlie Conway from the Mighty Ducks. It’s hard to say which is true. We allow him to keep posting though, because he may very well be mentally disabled and we can write it off as charity on our taxes.