Last week one Adam Jones met with commissioner Roger Goodell about his possible re-instatement back into the NFL. Jones left optimistic he will finally be able to join his teammates as the newest member of the Dallas Cowboys.
This makes you wonder just what oh what Pacman and Roger would discuss? Seriously, what would that conversation sound like? Funny things. Pacman has not played a down in the NFL in past 16+ months and was acquired in a trade by the Dallas Cowboys. Pacman is suspended for multiple run-ins with the law, most notably his issues with shootings at strip clubs in multiple cities around the county.
In quite a stroke of irony, Pacman will now call home in one of the most notorious strip club cities in the United States. With over 50 strip clubs in the Dallas/Fort Worth area including Exotic Magazine‘s two time nude club of the year “Clubhouse“.
Once Pacman is officially reinstated by Commissioner Goodell he will report to the Cowboys training facility in Valley Ranch, Texas on a daily basis. After some research a list of the best 8 – 10 strip clubs within driving distance will be mailed to him, including turn by turn mapquest directions from the practice facility, helping Pacman easily find those strip clubs he loves oh so much…quickly.
Early indications have shown the possibly that perhaps this is a new Pacman. After a recent party at ex-Cowboy Deion Sanders house, new teammate Terrell Owens said. “We went inside and were playing around on the basketball court, and I asked him if he was ready to play. He said, ‘Yeah, but we’re not going to no strip clubs this year either.’
So they’re already on his mind. And hopefully this helpful message from seemingly nowhere will be in Pacman’s fan mail one day after practice, and we’ll believe Pacman’s proclamation when we see i