Rudi Gets Riddled

Had this passed along today from a friend on an email today and had to post.   Just a man trying to bring another man down.  I bet Tatum Bell is feeling pretty salty after this ordeal.  Doesn’t he know that somebody is always watching him.  Ahh hilarious.


A strange thing happened to running back Rudi Johnson when he visited with the Detroit Lions on Monday.

Someone stole his stuff.


Specifically, and as we¹re told by a reliable source, Johnson left his bags
outside CEO Matt Millen¹s office while he met with team officials and,
ultimately, worked out a deal with the team.

So when Johnson came back to get his bags, they were nowhere to be found.
Johnson and Millen were stumped.

Enter the eye in the sky.

The team checked the videotapes generated by the team¹s in-housesurveillance system, and they quickly identified the culprit.

So who might it have been?  None other than Tatum Bell, who lost his gig
with the Lions after Rudi arrived.

Per the source, Bell took the bags to the house of a female acquaintance.
When confronted on the matter, Bell offered up some cockamamie story that he
thought the bags belonged to someone he knew.  The girl, however, said thatshe hadn¹t seen Bell in several months and he showed up out of the blue and
asked her to keep the bags for a while.

Johnson has retrieved the bags, and it¹s our understanding that charges
won¹t be pressed.

Tatum apparently didn¹t know that he was being monitored.


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3 responses to “Rudi Gets Riddled

  1. pattisonpundit

    The first of many turnovers for the Lions offense this season.

  2. john

    Now this is some funny shit. There’s a new site/blog called Football Fashion Fanatics. Ya gotta check this out. Two guys have taken the Uniwatch idea , sharpened the focus to the NFL, planted toungues firmly in cheek and punched the afterburners into a new level of sports absurdity. Fashion Power rankings, panel discussion videos about the most trivial details of NFL uniforms present and past. If you like football, you’re gonna get a laugh out of this :

  3. Good stuff john.