Piss Hands Klitschko

Ok had to post this just cause its fucking WEIRD as shit.  And some good material.  Without further ado.

Vitali Klitschko used his son’s wet, piss-saturated diapers to keep his fists from swelling up after winning his WBC heavyweight title bout against Nigeria’s Samuel Peter, the Ukrainian told a German newspaper on Tuesday.

Klitschko said he wrapped them around his hands and they helped him recover.

Baby wee is good because it’s pure, doesn’t contain toxins and doesn’t smell.  I wrap nappies filled with my 3-year-old son Max’s wee around my fists.  The nappies hold the liquid and the swelling stays down.