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Piss Hands Klitschko

Ok had to post this just cause its fucking WEIRD as shit.  And some good material.  Without further ado.

Vitali Klitschko used his son’s wet, piss-saturated diapers to keep his fists from swelling up after winning his WBC heavyweight title bout against Nigeria’s Samuel Peter, the Ukrainian told a German newspaper on Tuesday.

Klitschko said he wrapped them around his hands and they helped him recover.

Baby wee is good because it’s pure, doesn’t contain toxins and doesn’t smell.  I wrap nappies filled with my 3-year-old son Max’s wee around my fists.  The nappies hold the liquid and the swelling stays down.

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Sikahema KO’s Canseco

Onetime Oakland A’s bash brother Jose Canseco was the one getting bashed this past Saturday. The disgraced former major leaguer was knocked down to the mat by former Philadelphia Eagle Vai Sikahema in the first round of a celebrity boxing match in Atlantic City.

The 5-foot-9 Sikahema, who’s 45 and works these days as a sportscaster, swarmed the 44-year-old Canseco, who stands 6-foot-4, as soon as the opening bell sounded. He knocked the admitted steroid user down twice before the fight was stopped. The crowd stood and roared.

“When you step inside the square circle,” Sikahema said, “don’t ever think that your size is going to matter because in Philadelphia, we will chop you down.”

Represent Vai.  And the famous clip of Vai chopping down the goalpost after a kick return.

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