Pacman will begin treatment for his alcohol use on Thursday, the Dallas Morning News reported, yada yada yada.
As I’m sure you all heard the NFL suspended the Cowboys cornerback indefinitely following an alcohol-related motel brawl last week with a bodyguard assigned to protect him, has required Jones to seek treatment.
Jones is now working with former Cowboys cornerback Deion ‘PrimeTime’ Sanders and a friend to begin the process of getting back into the league. Pac can apply for reinstatement after four games.
In the latest great news for Philly fans, Dallas Cowboys cornerback Adam Pacman Jones has been suspended indefinitely for his latest violation of the NFL’s personal-conduct policy.
Jones will be suspended without pay and will miss at least four games. After that, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell will make a determination as to whether Jones deserves reinstatement.
The earliest Jones could play again is the Cowboys November 23rd game against the San Francisco 49ers.
Before showboating cost him his first NFL touchdown, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson’s antics cost him a touchdown in a high school all-star game.
Monday night, Jackson looked to be on the receiving end of a 61-yard touchdown pass from Donovan McNabb against Dallas. Instead, the pass play officially went for 60 yards when Jackson dropped the ball a yard short of the end zone while showing off after blowing past Dallas defensive backs Pacman Jones and Roy Williams for the apparent touchdown.
Philadelphia scored on the next play for a 27-21 lead, saving Jackson more embarrassment.
Those who have followed Jackson’s career since he starred at Long Beach Poly had flashbacks Monday night, remembering that Jackson did the same type of thing in the 2005 U.S. Army All-American Bowl in San Antonio.
In that one, Jackson hauled in a long pass and looked to be in position to score a 53-yard touchdown. Instead, he decided to do a flip from about the 5. One problem: The ball hit the ground at the 1 and Jackson lost control after the ball hit the turf. He also was flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct.
Jackson still was named MVP of the all-star game, finishing with a TD pass on a trick play and seven receptions for 141 yards.
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Demps 98 yard KO Return to start the game. 7-0 Eags out to an early lead.
Owens pours popcorn in his eyes after his only TD (cause I need him to score just one for me to win fantasy this week) and blinds himself with the butter out for the game, 7-7.
Then Jessica Simpson tries to distract the Eagles Defense by flashing her tatters on the big board, however she only distracts Romo who’s never ACTUALLY seen her naked. Pacman instantly starts making it rain throwing hundred dollar bills in the air towards the big screen she’s on from the sidelines distracting TO who can’t believe Pacman is back to the same old shit. Lito picks off the pass and heads towards the endzone. While returning for a touchdown he picks up each and every one of those hundo’s Pacman is raining cause we all know he thinks hes underpaid. 21-7 Eagles.
Before the half Donnie runs for a 34 yard scramble and scores a touchdown.
HALFTIME: Eagles 28 CowGirls 7
Opening kick off of the second half Pacman tries to make up for first half blunders and returns the kickoff to the 10.
Next play Dawkins blitzes. Picks up Romo completely off the ground throws him 7 yards back into the end zone safety. 30-7 Eagles.
Then, Lito showing he’s not joking about paying him, lets Felix Jones (also on my fantasy squad so if he or TO score I win, yes I don’t know how I have too many cowboys, trust me, I’ve tried trading them) run right past him without even budging, just staring at Joe Banner. 30-14.
0:37 left in the game B West breaks a 44 yarder then just falls down at the 1 yard line (we’ve all seen it before), but this time Lito calls a timeout with 1 second left to spite the Birds. Its ok, pad the stats, David Akers bangs the field goal.
GAME SET MATCH: Eagles 33 CowGirls 14
Well Chris, now that would be awesome and quite possibly the single most entertaining football game of all time, but I see otherwise. I still see a very entertaining game, minus all the hoopla and shenanigans. I see Donovan McNabb being on point, a healthy Brian Westbrook making defenders miss, and a solid effort by our revamped Defensive unit, giving the Eagles a winner in a thriller, 31 – 24.
Last week one Adam Jones met with commissioner Roger Goodell about his possible re-instatement back into the NFL. Jones left optimistic he will finally be able to join his teammates as the newest member of the Dallas Cowboys.
This makes you wonder just what oh what Pacman and Roger would discuss? Seriously, what would that conversation sound like? Funny things. Pacman has not played a down in the NFL in past 16+ months and was acquired in a trade by the Dallas Cowboys. Pacman is suspended for multiple run-ins with the law, most notably his issues with shootings at strip clubs in multiple cities around the county.
In quite a stroke of irony, Pacman will now call home in one of the most notorious strip club cities in the United States. With over 50 strip clubs in the Dallas/Fort Worth area including Exotic Magazine‘s two time nude club of the year “Clubhouse“.
Once Pacman is officially reinstated by Commissioner Goodell he will report to the Cowboys training facility in Valley Ranch, Texas on a daily basis. After some research a list of the best 8 – 10 strip clubs within driving distance will be mailed to him, including turn by turn mapquest directions from the practice facility, helping Pacman easily find those strip clubs he loves oh so much…quickly.
Early indications have shown the possibly that perhaps this is a new Pacman. After a recent party at ex-Cowboy Deion Sanders house, new teammate Terrell Owens said. “We went inside and were playing around on the basketball court, and I asked him if he was ready to play. He said, ‘Yeah, but we’re not going to no strip clubs this year either.’
So they’re already on his mind. And hopefully this helpful message from seemingly nowhere will be in Pacman’s fan mail one day after practice, and we’ll believe Pacman’s proclamation when we see i
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